Xanth 29 - Pet Peeve by Piers Anthony
Author:Piers Anthony [Anthony, Piers]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Tags: Fiction, General, Science Fiction, Space Opera, Fantasy Fiction, Fantasy, Humorous, Humorous Fiction, Xanth (Imaginary Place), Goblins, Quests (Expeditions), Robots, Magicians
ISBN: 9780765343116
Publisher: Macmillan
Published: 2005-01-01T08:00:00+00:00
"But don't you have better things to do than just wait?"
"No. This mission is preemptive."
Oh, again. Of course.
"Lazy hoofers!"
The centaurs merely smiled, unruffled, which of course nettled the bird.
They walked along the beach. Soon they came to the centaur ferry station. A male centaur stood there as if expecting them. Had word somehow been sent ahead, or did they always have an alert stallion there?
Probably the latter.
Goody approached the stallion, who carried a large bow and had a quiver of arrows on his back. "Hello.
I am Goody Goblin, and this is my companion Hannah Barbarian. I seek a good home for this parody."
"Not that it's any of your business, horseface."
"Who speaks with my voice, insultingly," Goody said. "So my mission is a challenge."
The centaur nodded. He gestured to the raft at the edge of the water. It was stout and broad enough for centaurs, which meant it was more than adequate for them.
They boarded, and sat in the center. The centaur stepped onto the rear of it, holding a solid pole. He angled the pole, and the raft started moving.
"But the pole's not touching anything," Goody said, surprised. "What's pushing the raft?"
"It is propelled by magic. The pole merely guides the thrust."
"But I thought—"
"A common confusion. We centaurs regard magic infestation in our bodies to be obscene, as you might regard something rotting inside your body. But we recognize magic as a viable force in Xanth, and do not hesitate to use it as required."
"Thank you for that clarification," Hannah said. "It makes sense."
"Indubitably."
The raft continued across the water, moving well.
"Bogey at nine o'clock!"
Sure enough, there was something in the water. It was large and toothy. The centaur set down the pole, and the raft slowed. He lifted his bow.
The toothy thing turned tail. It had evidently had prior experience with centaurs.
"Chicken! Buk buk buk BAWK!"
But the shamed monster did not return.
The centaur picked up the pole again, and progress resumed. "Routine," Hannah murmured.
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